Why I need pepper spray:
1. While walking to the bank on my lunch break (at the Gateway), a guy is standing there staring at me. As I pass by him he raises his eyebrows and says "Hey Baby." Meanwhile I give him a dirty look and continue walking.
2. After work I was walking to my car and this homeless man (with just one front tooth, that's it) is following me and is now walking beside me and says, "Hello ma'am." I say "Hi" (to be nice) and continue walking. I turned around and he was already walking a different way. Well, about 30 feet later, here he is again and he says, "May I have a word with you?" I tell him "no" and keep walking. Yikes.
3. Also, after work, I was walking to my car, a gardner is walking towards me. I think nothing of it, because there were a lot of gardners around. As he passes me he says, "Hey baby, I love you mommy" then puckers his lips and makes a kissing noise.
Do I have a "say something creepy to me" sign on my face?